The Best Sundance Movies: from someone who hasn't seen any of them

Well friends, Sundance Film Festival happened this past week... and you know what sucks more than not going? Nothing. It fucking sucks. There is nothing for me to do but wait for these so called "favorites" to come out..... so here are the movies everyone else is talking about....I guess?

Don Jon's Addiction

Ladies, Joseph Gordon Levitt. Writing, directing, starring. That should be enough..... It's the hottie's directorial debut and has gotten great buzz. The words Raunchy comes up every other sentence for this movie because it centers around a Don Juan type character who is addicted to Internet porn. Scandalous.

A.C.O.D

Adam Scott, Amy Poehler, Richard Jenkins, Catherine O'Hara..... seems like it's suited to be a good comedy. Scott plays a man who finds he was the center of a psychological study for "Adult Children of Divorce" (ACOD). Great cast, decent reviews. The cast is what really is carrying this story along and making this film on the favorite list.

Lovelace

If I have to look at Amanda Seyfriend's dog face for 2 hours, it better be damn well entertaining. This film is a Linda Lovelace biopic. As in the porn star, Linda Lovelace. I think there is more talk about the acting than the entertainment aspect, personally I'd rather chew on my own eyeballs than watch Amanda Seyfriend but James Franco and Peter Skarsgaard are in it. Give and take, give and take.

Toy's House

Coming to age story about 3 teenage boys who run away from home. Been there, done that. BUT, Nick Offerman is to be said to be hilarious which, is enough for Parks and Rec fans to go spend some dough on this one.

The East

The plot to this seems to be the most interesting out of all of the summaries I have read. Its about an eco-terroist group called "The East" where an ex FBI agent infiltrates. Along the way, the agent begins to sympathize with the group.... I heard it's a complicated plot, but well worth the time and money.

The Spectacular Now

The directors of 500 Days of Summer. Enough. said.

Okay it follows the life of an 18 year old  (kinda) alcoholic and how he is all about living in the moment.


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Netflix Theater: "Butter"

Like Butta

It's common knowledge Instant Netflix is either a hit or miss in the movie department. So when there is a decent movie choice, it's essential to watch it while you have the chance. Recently I watched the film "Butter" directed by Jim Field Smith. The film explores the timeless past time of butter carving. Yes. The stuff you put on toast...... carved into miraculous pieces of art. The film follows an anal trophy wife whose husband is an acclaimed champion in the butter carving world. Along with the the housewife, there is an African American girl in the foster care system who stumbles over this hobby and turns out to be a major bad ass in it. She carved Harriet Tubman and the underground railroad...... not to shabby for a 10 year old. Although this movie sounds fucking weird, it is pretty funny. The cast is full of stars such as Jennifer Gardner, Hugh Jackman, Olivia Wilde, Ty Burrell and so on and so on. Rob Corddry is hilarious with his one liners as Destiny's (the 10 year old) foster father. The movie is definitely a feel good film. I would compare it to a less indie version of Juno. Quick, witty, and kinda crazy.

Trailer Park

Trailer Park

Everyone knows one of the best parts of going to the movies is the trailers, here are some up in coming movies that are on my must see list. (trailers linked to Movie Titles)

The Call

Female version of Taken? Maybe, this thriller is hosting some big names such as Halle Berry and Abigail Beslin. The movie follows a 911 operator who has failed to save young girls murdered by the same serial killer. It definitely looks creepy, who doesn't like a good thriller, right?

21 and Over

AKA... The Hangovers for us young folk. This movie is about 3 friends who are celebrating Jeff Chang's 21st birthday. Full of some 21st Century shallow humor and slapstick comedy, so kinda funny. Definitely going to be a cult classic for the college age group.

Carrie

Cloe Grace Moretz taking the iconic Stevan King role to a whole new level. Even if the story line is too creepy or kinda boring, it will be worth seeing Chloe and how she portrays the high school social outcast. And from Julianne Moore's recent Golden Globe wins, she will probably play the perfect psychopathic mother. (Movie isn't expected to release until October, never too early to start getting excited!)

To the Wonder

Wouldn't be surprised if this film is highly reviewed by critics, or even be nominated for some awards. From the acclaimed director Terrence Malick (Tree of Life) it follows a similar Tree of Life whimsical tone. The all-star cast including Golden Globes golden boy Ben Affleck, and America's sweetheart Rachel McAdams will definitely deliver stellar performances. 

TV Friday!

TGIF!!!!

Unless you have a perfectly good excuse for not going to get your sexy on..... here are some addicting Netflix picks that will waste your weekend away.

Revenge

This Primetime soap drama is in it's sophomore season currently, so all the more reason to start season 1! The show follows an ex-juvie (who is a total babe) and her path to avenge her father's death. Set in the glorious Hamptons, the show explores mystery, the upper elite, and human morality. The passion behind Amanda's blood thirst for revenge creates an addicting "what's gonna happen next?" quality. With a great cast and SEVERAL plot twists, this show will always keep you on your toes. 

Freaks and Geeks

A little throwback..... Here is Judd Apatow's starter show that follows some famous faces and their journey through high school. The comedy uses Apatow's classic sense of humor and gave careers to some famous faces such as James Franco, Seth Rogan, Jason Segal.... ever heard of them? Sadly, the show was short lived, but I think everyone is doing pretty well for themselves.

The Walking Dead

Although I am a sucker for anything about vampires, werewolves, and zombies, I have yet to see the Walking Dead. This cult hit is all anyone is talking about, and thankfully you can begin the series on Netflix.... Let's take the journey together.

Globes on Globes on Globes: Female Addition

In case you have been living under a rock or are completely out of touch with any sort of news media, the Golden Globes we last night! Here's a post dedicated to the ladies who made watching all 3 hours bearable....

Let's start with the obvious...

Tina and Amy.

 Ms. Fey and Ms. Poehler reminded the world that they are, in fact, the true funny women of the 21st century. Along with being nominated, they hosted the Globes and really made the show feel like a reunion of old friends rather than pathetic attempts at jabbing celebrities. Although they did poke fun at some winners of the night, such as Anne Hathaway, it was people like Glenn Close who amplified this "Entertainment High School reunion" feel.

Overall these bitches did exceptional, especially with their cameos as nominated actors in fictitious movies...oh and the subtle Tay Swift remark was brilliant.

Taylor Swift obviously isn't use to losing, after Adele won (the much deserved) Globe for "Skyfall"

Jodi Foster.... really moving? But mostly weird, and I felt like I was eaves dropping on a strangers life when they are talking to a close friend really loud.... I guess that was her coming out and retiring? I feel awkward just thinking back.

What about the President of the Hollywood Foreign Press? She was so old I thought she was going to slip and displace her hip on the way to the mic, and she made a pass at Bradley Cooper, who was a MAJOR asshole about it.

Jennifer Gardner won the cutest fucking wife ever award for coming on stage and finishing Ben's speech for him.... god we love you Jen.

Lena Dunham, one of my favorite newcomers finally got the recognition she deserved, after her Emmy snubs. She sweetly accepted the awards along with thanking Chad Lowe. More on "Girls" to come...

Finally, Miss Jennifer Lawrence proved she really is the most charming woman in Hollywood, with her acceptance speech, from "beating Meryl", to thanking her brothers for their torture through the years. You go J. Law.

Overall, it was a gold rush for the ladies last night.

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Oscars 2013

Here it is ladies and gentlemen..... a movie junkie's favorite time of the year.... Oscar nominations! I had to contain my overwhelming excitement in class today when reading this orgasmic list. Who the hell cares about rural life when I can't stop fantasizing on what slutty dress Jennifer Lawrence is going to wear this year, or how freaking sexy Hugh Jackman is going to look without all that grotesque 1800s French facial hair. The fact of the matter is.... this is the second best day of the year... next to the Oscars themselves. It gives us film freaks the chance to see if the Academy really knows what they are talking about... or not. 

Here are some of my favorites of the nominees:

Silver Linings Playbook: Directed by David O Russell, starring the devilishly handsome Bradley Cooper, the man himself Robert De Niro, and the perfect specimen of a human, Jennifer Lawrence. (no bias) This Dramedy explores the touchy subject of mental illness in a quick, witty nature while squeezing in a (not to prominent ) love story. The great thing about this movie is how much you fall in love with these characters. The script along with the stellar performances are what won this film these nominations. The writing is smart, fresh, and entertaining. I love the fact this film is nominated because it's not a big budget project, it's raw. 

Moral of the story: Go, and tell me how much you love Brad and Jen after.

Les Miserables: Directed by Tom Hooper, starring every single celebrity that has ever lived. This movie is epic. One of the most moving, beautiful movies I have seen. Hugh Jackman shines as Jean Val   Jean and ex convict trying to live a moral life. The music, history, love story is what makes this movie a romanic's dream come true. Anne Hathaway's chilling portray of Fantine makes me shiver when hearing a rather haunting version of "I Dreamed a Dream". So ladies and gents, if you wanna cry..... multiple times..... see this film. With the amount of death's in this movie, it will be hard not to ugly cry all over the theater. 

Argo: Directed, staring, and written by Ben Affleck (obsessed with yourself much?) Great story. Affleck tackled a very famous story and made the audience uncertain of what the outcome would be. Overall, I am proud that Affleck has metamorphosized into a top Hollywood contender. You've come a long way since that one kid from Boston. I would examine more, but it's just one of those movies you must go se. 

Lincoln.... Daniel Day Lewis is a freak he is so good. Even if historical pictures bore you.... you have to witness him as Honest Abe. 

Overall, it was a great year for the Oscars. I would say the movies I listed are great starter films, more to come on the nominees!

Link of all the nominees