Emmy 2k13: The Complete List

The 65th

EMMY NOMINATIONS

2013

Stiff competition this year for Comedy and Drama series. After a phenomenal year in Television, here we have the complete list of nominees. House of Cards is causing the most buzz for being a Netflix Original Series. HBO of course comes home with the most nominations (12), as expected with critically acclaimed shows such as Game of Thrones and Girls. 

The comedy section, especially best lead actress going to be the most interesting race. Vets such as Poehler, Fey, Louis-Dreyfus, will TV's newest Golden Girl, Dunham finally take home the Emmy?

What do you think about this year's nominees? Let me know!

Love,

Miss Cinevision

Outstanding Comedy Series:

"30 Rock" (NBC)

"The Big Bang Theory" (CBS)

"Girls" (HBO)

"Louie" (FX)

"Modern Family" (ABC)

"Veep" (HBO)

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series:

Jason Bateman, "Arrested Development"

Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory"

Matt LeBlanc, "Episodes"

Don Cheadle, "House of Lies"

Louis C.K., "Louie"

Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series:

Laura Dern, "Enlightened"

Lena Dunham, "Girls"

Edie Falco, "Nurse Jackie"

Amy Poehler, "Parks and Recreation"

Tina Fey, "30 Rock"

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "Veep"

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series:

Adam Driver, "Girls"

Jesse Tyler Ferguson, "Modern Family"

Ed O'Neill, "Modern Family"

Ty Burrell, "Modern Family"

Bill Hader, "Saturday Night Live"

Tony Hale, "Veep"

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series:

Mayim Bialik, "The Big Bang Theory"

Jane Lynch, "Glee"

Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family"

Julie Bowen, "Modern Family"

Merritt Wever, "Nurse Jackie"

Jane Krakowski, "30 Rock"

Anna Chlumsky, "Veep"

Outstanding Drama Series:

"Breaking Bad" (AMC)

"Downton Abbey" (PBS)

"Game of Thrones" (HBO)

"Homeland" (Showtime)

"House of Cards" (Netflix)

"Mad Men" (AMC)

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series:

Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"

Hugh Bonneville, "Downton Abbey"

Damian Lewis, "Homeland"

Kevin Spacey, "House of Cards"

Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"

Jeff Daniels, "The Newsroom"

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series:

Vera Farmiga, "Bates Motel"

Michelle Dockery, "Downton Abbey"

Claire Danes, "Homeland"

Robin Wright, "House of Cards"

Elisabeth Moss, "Mad Men"

Connie Britton, "Nashville"

Kerry Washington, "Scandal"

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series:

Bobby Cannavale, "Boardwalk Empire"

Jonathan Banks, "Breaking Bad"

Aaron Paul, "Breaking Bad"

Jim Carter, "Downton Abbey"

Peter Dinklage, "Game of Thrones"

Mandy Patinkin, "Homeland"

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series:

Anna Gunn, "Breaking Bad"

Maggie Smith, "Downton Abbey"

Emilia Clarke, "Game of Thrones"

Christine Baranski, "The Good Wife"

Morena Baccarin, "Homeland"

Christina Hendricks, "Mad Men"

Outstanding Miniseries or Movie:

"American Horror Story: Asylum" (FX)

"Behind the Candelabra" (HBO)

"The Bible" (History)

"Phil Spector" (HBO)

"Political Animals" (USA)

"Top of the Lake" (Sundance Channel)

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie:

Michael Douglas, "Behind the Candelabra"

Matt Damon, "Behind the Candelabra"

Toby Jones, "The Girl"

Benedict Cumberbatch, "Parade's End"

Al Pacino, "Phil Spector"

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie:

Jessica Lange, "American Horror Story: Asylum"

Laura Linney, "The Big C: Hereafter"

Helen Mirren, "Phil Spector"

Sigourney Weaver, "Political Animals"

Elisabeth Moss, "Top of the Lake"

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie:

James Cromwell, "American Horror Story: Asylum"

Zachary Quinto, "American Horror Story: Asylum"

Scott Bakula, "Behind the Candelabra"

John Benjamin Hickey, "The Big C: Hereafter"

Peter Mullan, "Top of the Lake"

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie:

Sarah Paulson, "American Horror Story: Asylum"

Imelda Staunton, "The Girl"

Ellen Burstyn, "Political Animals"

Charlotte Rampling, "Restless"

Alfre Woodard, "Steel Magnolias"

Outstanding Variety Series:

"The Colbert Report" (Comedy Central)

"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" (Comedy Central)

"Jimmy Kimmel Live" (ABC)

"Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" (NBC)

"Real Time with Bill Maher" (HBO)

"Saturday Night Live" (NBC)

Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program:

Ryan Seacrest, "American Idol"

Betty White, "Betty White's Off Their Rockers"

Tom Bergeron, "Dancing with the Stars"

Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, "Project Runway"

Cat Deeley, "So You Think You Can Dance"

Anthony Bourdain, "The Taste"

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program:

"The Amazing Race" (CBS)

"Dancing with the Stars" (ABC)

"Project Runway" (Lifetime)

"So You Think You Can Dance" (Fox)

"Top Chef" (Bravo)

"The Voice" (NBC)

Outstanding Reality Program:

"Antiques Roadshow" (PBS)

"Deadliest Catch" (Discovery Channel)

"Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" (Food Network)

"MythBusters" (Discovery Channel)

"Shark Tank" (ABC)

"Undercover Boss" (CBS)

Outstanding Animated Program:

"Bob's Burgers" (Fox)

"Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness" (Nickelodeon)

"Regular Show" (Cartoon Network)

"The Simpsons"

"South Park"

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series:

Bob Newhart, "The Big Bang Theory"

Nathan Lane, "Modern Family"

Bobby Cannavale, "Nurse Jackie"

Louis C.K., "Saturday Night Live"

Justin Timberlake, "Saturday Night Live"

Will Forte, "30 Rock"

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series:

Molly Shannon, "Enlightened"

Dot-Marie Jones, "Glee"

Melissa Leo, "Louie"

Melissa McCarthy, "Saturday Night Live"

Kristen Wiig, "Saturday Night Live"

Elaine Stritch, "30 Rock"

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series:

Nathan Lane, "The Good Wife"

Michael J. Fox, "The Good Wife"

Rupert Friend, "Homeland"

Robert Morse, "Mad Men"

Harry Hamlin, "Mad Men"

Dan Bucatinsky, "Scandal"

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series:

Margo Martindale, "The Americans"

Diana Rigg, "Game of Thrones"

Carrie Preston, "The Good Wife"

Linda Cardellini, "Mad Men"

Jane Fonda, "The Newsroom"

Joan Cusack, "Shameless"

Tune into CBS for the 65th Emmy Awards on September 22, 2013 at 8/7c

Start It Up: The Newsroom

The Newsroom Season 2 premiered last night, and for those of you not watching... 

START IT UP

I am currently sailing through Season 1 of HBO's drama following a Primetime news show.

Written by the legendary Aaron Sorkin, it follows a Primetime news anchor (played by Jeff Daniels) and his team of producers/reporters retelling monumental media history moments (starting in 2010). Although I am behind with the newest episodes, I expect to catch up very fast because the show is doing something most hour-long dramas (*cough True Blood cough*) aren't doing.... keeping me engaged. Whether it's with it's soap opera love triangles (and we all know I eat that shit up) or it's increasing sexual tension between Talent/ Executive Producer. The show balances emotional drama with reality drama perfectly. If you are wondering why this show hasn't been on your radar for it's first season it may have to do with the mix reviews from critics and HBO's teetering on to keep the show or not. I for one and rejoicing it's still on, hopefully Season 2 will pick up some steam.

If you are looking for a new show with brilliant writing and a phenomenal cast.... I don't know why you are still reading this... go watch it. NOW

Love,

Miss Cinevision

Trailer Park

Here are some recently released trailers

The Lifeguard

Nice to see Kristen Bell trying on a more serious role. This dramedy looks like it's got some opportunity to see Bell's acting chops....as well as some sexy cougar action...nice.

Lovelace

The trailer finally arrived, after all it's Sundance buzz you will be hearing a lot about this movie. Although I would prefer not to watch Amanda Seyfriend for 2 some hours.... the strength in male casting is hard to pass up. Yes ladies, there is the return of Adam Brody.

Afternoon Delight

All star comedic cast following a woman's midlife crisis. She welcomes a young stripper in her home to try and save her. Packed with jokes and lead by the incredible Kathryn Hahn.

Delivery Man

An American remake to a Candian-French film following a man who donated his sperm to a sperm bank. He later finds out that he fathered 500 children and is in the midst of multiple law suits from his "children" to find out their father's identity. This dramedy has been said to be Vince Vaughn's comeback....still holdin out for you big guy.

Me Trying to Catch Up on Critically Acclaimed Movies: The Sessions aka "The Serious 40 Year Old Virgin"

Even though I said I was back....this time I actually am broadcasting live from New York City.

My summer adventures have unfortunately left a huge dent in my actual viewing of current films but here I am, getting back on track.

My roommate recently let me borrow "The Sessions" starring John Hawkes and Helen Hunt. The film follows a 40 something man with Polio leaving from the neck up mobile. He basically realizes he doesn't want to be a virgin his whole life (so basically there's nothing wrong with him mentally) and he hires a sex surrogate (Hunt) to help him do the deed. 

It's the touching...not funny... kinda fucked up version of "The 40 Year Old Virgin". 

Overall, the film was great. Hawkes is unrecognizable as Mark. His portrayal of a severely disabled man with a certain charm that woos women. This is unlike any other story media has portrayed, which for a human rights perspective, is inspiring. Hunt takes on a daring role as a sex surrogate and handles it with grace and professionalism that shines throughout the film. The small cast of dedicated actors really catapulted this story into an entertaining, well made movie. 

My conclusion? Definitely worth a rental.

MY B

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK...... I am back from having a life. Hopefully I can keep up with current shit to watch. LEGGO

Complete Winners List Oscars 2013

Best Picture: "Argo"

Best Actor: Daniel Day Lewis for "Lincoln"

Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence (my twin) for "Silver Linings Playbook"

Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz for "Django Unchained"

Best Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway for "Les Miserables"

Best Director: Ang Lee for "Life of Pi"

Best Adapted Screenplay: "Argo"

Best Original Screenplay: "Django Unchained"

Best Animated Film:" Brave"

Best Foreign Language Film: "Amour"

Best Music (Original Song): "Skyfall" from "Skyfall" (Music and Lyric by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth)

Best Music (Original Score): Mychael Danna for "Life of Pi"

Best Cinematography: "Life of Pi"

Best Film Editing: "Argo"

Best Documentary (Feature): "Searching for Sugar Man"

Best Production Design: "Lincoln"

Best Visual Effects: "Life of Pi"

Best Costume Design: "Anna Karenina"

Best Makeup: "Les Miserables"

Best Sound Mixing: "Les Miserables"

Best Sound Editing: "Skyfall" and "Zero Dark Thirty"

Best Short Film (Animated): "Paperman"

Best Short Film (Live Action): "Curfew"

Best Documentary (Short): "Innocente"

(List from moviefone.com)

Christmas Come Early: Oscars 2013

Now that we all have our Post Oscars buzz, let's take a step back and evaluate my favorite evening of the year.

The Host

Well, Seth MacFarlane, I had my reservations about you....but you were pretty entertaining, I must say. The choice in host definitely appealed to the younger audience, but overall he did what he does best, make inappropriate jokes and make fun of himself. Seth was entertaining enough, but was he the best choice? Hell no. Bring me some Fey and Poehler. 

The Music

Ohhhhh hell yeah....the Oscars were breathed a little life into them this year by making it a themed night. (80s theme next year?????) Although I wish I could have just watched Les Mis perform every song (mainly Aaron Tveit's), it was quite possibly my dreams all coming true at one time to see these movie musicals perform live. Hudson and Zeta-Jones were incredible, and Les Mis may or may not have induced a panic attack. Then after I thought my inner musical freak couldn't handle anymore, Barbra comes on. I was dead.....then they brought in Adele, and I died again. Yay for people who know how to sing!

So Perfect.

THE WINNERS

Oh Ben Affleck, the whole world is teary eyed over this win, you have come so far my child. Argo winning best picture was a huge shocker, after being snubbed in pretty much every other category. Jennifer Lawrence must be doing something right (and by that I mean being fucking awesome). She took home best actress, but not without making a hilarious fall up the stairs first. Anne Hathaway....obvi I can't say I was upset she won, she was phenomenal.....but there's something about her that can really irritate a person....maybe it's the hair? Daniel Day Lewis took home the golden statue for Lincoln (shocker). What was surprising was his hilarious speech, and then the loving tribute to his wife, swoon, this old guy is a total fox. Finally, Christoph Waltz.... I love you and am so happy he won, he is too adorable and talented. 

Rental Reviews: Looper & Perks

Looper

Now it is very apparent my undying love for Joseph Gordon Levitt, he is incredibly talented, charming, and a face to call home. I will admit, Looper looked a bit confusing, but I love thrillers, add a little sci-fi in there, all the better! Unfortunately, this combination was unimpressive. The film had nice camera shots, a really interesting set design of what 2044 is going to look like, but the acting and story really hurt this film. Joseph Gordon Levitt's the main character, there was no entertainment/ likability to his character at all! If you are going for the blockbuster action/ sci-fi flick, it is essential to have a protagonist the audience can relate to. Along with the questionable main character, Bruce Willis comes into the picture as the older version of Joseph Gordon Levitt.... and Bruce Willis is god awful. Can this man only look intimidating and kill people? This film really showcases his range as an actor! He has minimal lines, and has blood all over his face for the majority of the film...cool Bruce Willis, you are really manly. Talk about a dumb/ confusing storyline... time traveling assassins? Hell yeah, I'll take it... but once you had the "rainmaker" and super powers....you lose me. The end of the film, wasn't awful, it's no "Safe Haven"..... but it was, as I said earlier, unimpressive.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

After watching 2 awful films this weekend, I needed something to restore my faith in films. I had heard nothing but good things about Perks, and maybe I went into the film with high expectations. I'll admit I was a little disappointed at first, then the movie began to sink in, and I started to cry like a baby. Besides Emma Watson's horrendous attempt at an American Accent, the film was well made, very emotional, and dangerous. Logan Lerman gives a stellar performance (wish he was nominated for tonight) but he's the leading man this film needed. The whole cast shines as it depicts the ruthlessness of loneliness and high school. To say the least, this film is emotional and raw and true, but I felt unsettled at the end. The resolution was real, we don't actually know how Charlie is going to turn out, but we know how he felt at that moment, which is something movies don't do often. In most films, we can infer the fate of our protagonists through the denouement, but in this film, it focuses on the present (in the world of the story). I think that's what what made this film beautiful for me, it was philosophical for younger generations, and challenges viewers to do some introspection.

Nicholas Sparks: Just Stop. Please.

Nicholas Sparks. Anyone with a vagina swoons over his hegemonic love stories....I mean, "The Notebook", "A Walk to Remember"  They're perfect! Then something happened, his movies began to suck. Not just kinda suck.... REALLY FUCKING suck.... "Dear John"? "The Vow"? and now "Safe Haven".

Going into "Safe Haven", I had the blind hope that Nick would have at least made sure this story would turn out okay since "Dear John" and "The Vow" flopped.  "Safe Haven" had a love story, a little thriller attached, and the book was great. PLUS Josh Duhamel.... now that's what I call a good looking leading man (SO much potential). Well, as the movie began, Julianne Hough's acting wasn't horrible, then shit hit the fan....fast. Hough's portrayal of Katie was shallow. Katie/Erin is a character with depth, she has been through an abusive relationship and was trying to start "fresh". That's a lot of emotional baggage that Hough clearly did not grasp fully. The film barely touched on her relationship with her ex, Tierney. Anyway, damsel in distress, cue sexy charming prince (Josh Duhamel) and now we have a classic Sparks "epic love story". The movie did a horrible job explaining Katie's past, and her new found love with Alex. The movie portrayed these two characters finding each other because they were both the hottest people in town, the connection, besides looks, was barely there. That's why their dramatic almost break up was laughable. The two of these people are claiming that they are madly in love with one another, but on what grounds? The acting was unbelievable and I found myself laughing at the story, even the thriller parts. The movie may have been decent if they picked one storyline. A dual storyline was a little too sophisticated for these people. Overall. Sparks needs to retire from the film business.... for all of us....please just stop.

"Side Effects" May Vary

Now, going into "Side Effects" everyone was expecting an action packed psychological thriller probably "Shutter Island" Esq. If those happened to be your expectations, you will sorely be disappointed. The film follows a psychiatrist in the center of a murder scandal with his patient committing murder. Pretty decent plot, the film lead to the audience to believe this would be a movie bashing the pharmaceutical business....but not so much. This movie really fucks with your morality. Once the real story behind the murder is revealed, and Jude Law's character goes insane trying to solve it....it makes you wonder, who am I rooting for? Am I rooting for Jude Law, who's morality lies in what image he needs to uphold, or are you rooting for the con-artists, involved in the financial trading? After seeing this movie, I was left unsettled....not by the acting or the cinematography (because it was well made), but by the story. If Steven Soderbergh was going for a morally ambiguous story...bravo sir, you have left my head reeling and induced a existentialist crisis. 

The Best Sundance Movies: from someone who hasn't seen any of them

Well friends, Sundance Film Festival happened this past week... and you know what sucks more than not going? Nothing. It fucking sucks. There is nothing for me to do but wait for these so called "favorites" to come out..... so here are the movies everyone else is talking about....I guess?

Don Jon's Addiction

Ladies, Joseph Gordon Levitt. Writing, directing, starring. That should be enough..... It's the hottie's directorial debut and has gotten great buzz. The words Raunchy comes up every other sentence for this movie because it centers around a Don Juan type character who is addicted to Internet porn. Scandalous.

A.C.O.D

Adam Scott, Amy Poehler, Richard Jenkins, Catherine O'Hara..... seems like it's suited to be a good comedy. Scott plays a man who finds he was the center of a psychological study for "Adult Children of Divorce" (ACOD). Great cast, decent reviews. The cast is what really is carrying this story along and making this film on the favorite list.

Lovelace

If I have to look at Amanda Seyfriend's dog face for 2 hours, it better be damn well entertaining. This film is a Linda Lovelace biopic. As in the porn star, Linda Lovelace. I think there is more talk about the acting than the entertainment aspect, personally I'd rather chew on my own eyeballs than watch Amanda Seyfriend but James Franco and Peter Skarsgaard are in it. Give and take, give and take.

Toy's House

Coming to age story about 3 teenage boys who run away from home. Been there, done that. BUT, Nick Offerman is to be said to be hilarious which, is enough for Parks and Rec fans to go spend some dough on this one.

The East

The plot to this seems to be the most interesting out of all of the summaries I have read. Its about an eco-terroist group called "The East" where an ex FBI agent infiltrates. Along the way, the agent begins to sympathize with the group.... I heard it's a complicated plot, but well worth the time and money.

The Spectacular Now

The directors of 500 Days of Summer. Enough. said.

Okay it follows the life of an 18 year old  (kinda) alcoholic and how he is all about living in the moment.


(Photos from huffingtonpost.com)

Netflix Theater: "Butter"

Like Butta

It's common knowledge Instant Netflix is either a hit or miss in the movie department. So when there is a decent movie choice, it's essential to watch it while you have the chance. Recently I watched the film "Butter" directed by Jim Field Smith. The film explores the timeless past time of butter carving. Yes. The stuff you put on toast...... carved into miraculous pieces of art. The film follows an anal trophy wife whose husband is an acclaimed champion in the butter carving world. Along with the the housewife, there is an African American girl in the foster care system who stumbles over this hobby and turns out to be a major bad ass in it. She carved Harriet Tubman and the underground railroad...... not to shabby for a 10 year old. Although this movie sounds fucking weird, it is pretty funny. The cast is full of stars such as Jennifer Gardner, Hugh Jackman, Olivia Wilde, Ty Burrell and so on and so on. Rob Corddry is hilarious with his one liners as Destiny's (the 10 year old) foster father. The movie is definitely a feel good film. I would compare it to a less indie version of Juno. Quick, witty, and kinda crazy.

Trailer Park

Trailer Park

Everyone knows one of the best parts of going to the movies is the trailers, here are some up in coming movies that are on my must see list. (trailers linked to Movie Titles)

The Call

Female version of Taken? Maybe, this thriller is hosting some big names such as Halle Berry and Abigail Beslin. The movie follows a 911 operator who has failed to save young girls murdered by the same serial killer. It definitely looks creepy, who doesn't like a good thriller, right?

21 and Over

AKA... The Hangovers for us young folk. This movie is about 3 friends who are celebrating Jeff Chang's 21st birthday. Full of some 21st Century shallow humor and slapstick comedy, so kinda funny. Definitely going to be a cult classic for the college age group.

Carrie

Cloe Grace Moretz taking the iconic Stevan King role to a whole new level. Even if the story line is too creepy or kinda boring, it will be worth seeing Chloe and how she portrays the high school social outcast. And from Julianne Moore's recent Golden Globe wins, she will probably play the perfect psychopathic mother. (Movie isn't expected to release until October, never too early to start getting excited!)

To the Wonder

Wouldn't be surprised if this film is highly reviewed by critics, or even be nominated for some awards. From the acclaimed director Terrence Malick (Tree of Life) it follows a similar Tree of Life whimsical tone. The all-star cast including Golden Globes golden boy Ben Affleck, and America's sweetheart Rachel McAdams will definitely deliver stellar performances. 

TV Friday!

TGIF!!!!

Unless you have a perfectly good excuse for not going to get your sexy on..... here are some addicting Netflix picks that will waste your weekend away.

Revenge

This Primetime soap drama is in it's sophomore season currently, so all the more reason to start season 1! The show follows an ex-juvie (who is a total babe) and her path to avenge her father's death. Set in the glorious Hamptons, the show explores mystery, the upper elite, and human morality. The passion behind Amanda's blood thirst for revenge creates an addicting "what's gonna happen next?" quality. With a great cast and SEVERAL plot twists, this show will always keep you on your toes. 

Freaks and Geeks

A little throwback..... Here is Judd Apatow's starter show that follows some famous faces and their journey through high school. The comedy uses Apatow's classic sense of humor and gave careers to some famous faces such as James Franco, Seth Rogan, Jason Segal.... ever heard of them? Sadly, the show was short lived, but I think everyone is doing pretty well for themselves.

The Walking Dead

Although I am a sucker for anything about vampires, werewolves, and zombies, I have yet to see the Walking Dead. This cult hit is all anyone is talking about, and thankfully you can begin the series on Netflix.... Let's take the journey together.

Globes on Globes on Globes: Female Addition

In case you have been living under a rock or are completely out of touch with any sort of news media, the Golden Globes we last night! Here's a post dedicated to the ladies who made watching all 3 hours bearable....

Let's start with the obvious...

Tina and Amy.

 Ms. Fey and Ms. Poehler reminded the world that they are, in fact, the true funny women of the 21st century. Along with being nominated, they hosted the Globes and really made the show feel like a reunion of old friends rather than pathetic attempts at jabbing celebrities. Although they did poke fun at some winners of the night, such as Anne Hathaway, it was people like Glenn Close who amplified this "Entertainment High School reunion" feel.

Overall these bitches did exceptional, especially with their cameos as nominated actors in fictitious movies...oh and the subtle Tay Swift remark was brilliant.

Taylor Swift obviously isn't use to losing, after Adele won (the much deserved) Globe for "Skyfall"

Jodi Foster.... really moving? But mostly weird, and I felt like I was eaves dropping on a strangers life when they are talking to a close friend really loud.... I guess that was her coming out and retiring? I feel awkward just thinking back.

What about the President of the Hollywood Foreign Press? She was so old I thought she was going to slip and displace her hip on the way to the mic, and she made a pass at Bradley Cooper, who was a MAJOR asshole about it.

Jennifer Gardner won the cutest fucking wife ever award for coming on stage and finishing Ben's speech for him.... god we love you Jen.

Lena Dunham, one of my favorite newcomers finally got the recognition she deserved, after her Emmy snubs. She sweetly accepted the awards along with thanking Chad Lowe. More on "Girls" to come...

Finally, Miss Jennifer Lawrence proved she really is the most charming woman in Hollywood, with her acceptance speech, from "beating Meryl", to thanking her brothers for their torture through the years. You go J. Law.

Overall, it was a gold rush for the ladies last night.

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Oscars 2013

Here it is ladies and gentlemen..... a movie junkie's favorite time of the year.... Oscar nominations! I had to contain my overwhelming excitement in class today when reading this orgasmic list. Who the hell cares about rural life when I can't stop fantasizing on what slutty dress Jennifer Lawrence is going to wear this year, or how freaking sexy Hugh Jackman is going to look without all that grotesque 1800s French facial hair. The fact of the matter is.... this is the second best day of the year... next to the Oscars themselves. It gives us film freaks the chance to see if the Academy really knows what they are talking about... or not. 

Here are some of my favorites of the nominees:

Silver Linings Playbook: Directed by David O Russell, starring the devilishly handsome Bradley Cooper, the man himself Robert De Niro, and the perfect specimen of a human, Jennifer Lawrence. (no bias) This Dramedy explores the touchy subject of mental illness in a quick, witty nature while squeezing in a (not to prominent ) love story. The great thing about this movie is how much you fall in love with these characters. The script along with the stellar performances are what won this film these nominations. The writing is smart, fresh, and entertaining. I love the fact this film is nominated because it's not a big budget project, it's raw. 

Moral of the story: Go, and tell me how much you love Brad and Jen after.

Les Miserables: Directed by Tom Hooper, starring every single celebrity that has ever lived. This movie is epic. One of the most moving, beautiful movies I have seen. Hugh Jackman shines as Jean Val   Jean and ex convict trying to live a moral life. The music, history, love story is what makes this movie a romanic's dream come true. Anne Hathaway's chilling portray of Fantine makes me shiver when hearing a rather haunting version of "I Dreamed a Dream". So ladies and gents, if you wanna cry..... multiple times..... see this film. With the amount of death's in this movie, it will be hard not to ugly cry all over the theater. 

Argo: Directed, staring, and written by Ben Affleck (obsessed with yourself much?) Great story. Affleck tackled a very famous story and made the audience uncertain of what the outcome would be. Overall, I am proud that Affleck has metamorphosized into a top Hollywood contender. You've come a long way since that one kid from Boston. I would examine more, but it's just one of those movies you must go se. 

Lincoln.... Daniel Day Lewis is a freak he is so good. Even if historical pictures bore you.... you have to witness him as Honest Abe. 

Overall, it was a great year for the Oscars. I would say the movies I listed are great starter films, more to come on the nominees!

Link of all the nominees